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The Humans

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The Humans by Matt Haig

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By Matt Haig

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5 reviews

It’s hardest to belong when you’re closest to home . . .

One wet Friday evening, Professor Andrew Martin of Cambridge University solves the world’s greatest mathematical riddle. Then he disappears.

When he is found walking naked along the motorway, Professor Martin seems different. Besides the lack of clothes, he now finds normal life pointless. His loving wife and teenage son seem repulsive to him. In fact, he hates everyone on the planet. Everyone, that is, except Newton. And he’s a dog.

Can a bit of Debussy and Emily Dickinson keep him from murder? Can the species which invented cheap white wine and peanut butter sandwiches be all that bad? And what is the warm feeling he gets when he looks into his wife’s eyes?

Reviews

05 Oct 2023

This is a great book for any students aged 14+. It is humourous but asks all-important questions about what makes us human. It's accessible but carries enough weight to encourage thinking and critical reflection. It's told from the perspective of an alien who finds himself in a human body, trying to work out the rules of human language and behaviour.

15 Aug 2023

I enjoyed this, but not as much as some of his other books. Would recommend still.

11 Jul 2021

Funny and witty. I enjoyed the comments on pointless human behaviour while coming back to the things that can make humans great. Well written and I thoroughly enjoyed.

12 May 2017

FabLibrarian

My Novel Lovers Reading Group discussed this at our last meeting and it received overwhelming approval (although it’s true that our one male reader didn’t experience the same uplifting effect as the rest of us did).

The Vonnadorians know that Professor Andrew Martin has proved the Riemann hypothesis. Anxious that this important mathematical breakthrough does not become public knowledge on earth, they send one of their own to destroy Andrew’s wife and teenage son, and anyone else that may have been privy to the information. And what better way to do this than arrange for a Vonnadorian to inhabit Professor Martin’s body?

The only problem is that the Vonnadorian in question is at first disgusted and horrified by humans and their way of life; how will he ever blend in? He comes from a more sophisticated planet, where logic and mathematics are all important. But as his mission continues, he discovers music, Newton the dog, and then, most disturbing of all, what love means.

When I first started reading this novel, I thought it was rather odd and then the humour and warmth overrode all my reservations. It’s a life affirming, very funny and original story; lovely to read by yourself or as part of a reading group.

03 Mar 2017

Saxon

Loved this quirky book. I went straight out got a copy of The Radley by the same author.
If you like Hitch Hikers Guide To Galaxy and More & Mind then you will love this

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