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Dirty Bertie

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Dirty Bertie by David Roberts, and

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By David Roberts, and and,

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79 reviews

Bertie has shockingly dirty habits, from nose-picking to weeing on the flowerbed! Whenever he does anything dirty, Bertie’s family shouts ""No, Bertie! That’s dirty, Bertie!"". Will Bertie ever kick his horrible habits?

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27 Jan 2024

It was a small but okay to read

09 Jan 2024

Bertie likes to do everything dirty! And the most he likes to pick his nose and eat it..yuck!

23 Nov 2023

Esme enjoyed this book! Especially reading the parts "no Bertie thats dirty Bertie" she loved joining in with this book.

18 Sep 2023

This book shows how we should not behave.

03 Sep 2023

This book is good.

11 Aug 2023

I liked it when he picked a dirty lolly off the floor! He is so dirty!

10 Aug 2023

I thought this was really funny!

04 Aug 2023

Dirty Bertie Mud! At the end of every story it looked like it would go badly wrong but it turned out ok in the end.

03 Aug 2023

It was a funny book full of humour. I recommend to young readers who have a passion for comedy books.

02 Aug 2023

He is really dirty

31 Jul 2023

Really funny I love this book Bertie doing lots of dirty things like picking his nose

28 Jul 2023

I think this book is good for people who like scary things. My favourite character is Darren because he was funny.

13 Jul 2023

It was funny. I really liked the book.

12 Jul 2023

What is a really nice and simple it was really really descriptive and you could hear the word really really clearly and it was funny. I just wanted to make you keep reading and reading and i’m so in love with that book isn’t the best book I’ve ever read

11 Jul 2023

it was funny

14 Oct 2022

Kevin Woods

Hottest shit to hit the children's book sphere since Smough and Smough: Anor Londo adventure. The bit where Bertie braps and squeals like the finest Czech pig made me gyrate on the corner of my bedside table like a Jack Russel in heat.

02 Sep 2022

He picks his nose

08 Aug 2022

This is a fiction book, I thought this book was good I liked how they made it up, the ideas in it were really clever. I would recommend this book to other children.

31 Jul 2022

I really liked this book. Dirty Bertie is so funny and dirty and makes me laugh.

I would recommend this book.

30 Jul 2022

This was 3 books in one . I liked that he's a bit crazy and he wants to keep a mouse because he thinks they are cute. They nibble his alarm clock.
I had not read any of these books before but they are really good.

21 Jul 2022

It was silly and funny, it made me laugh and I enjoyed it. It was easy to read as the words were big.

11 Jul 2022

I liked the book because bertie was being very naughty

I liked this book because Bertie was being very naughty and discussing

11 Jul 2022

We read dirty Bertie snow. It was good. The penny pyramid story was very good!

15 Jun 2022

I think about it a good book because it is funny.

15 Jun 2022

Fiction its really hilarious bertie is definitely dirty. I love bertie best. I would recommend this book to anyone. I've ready it 2 night a row

07 Dec 2021

This book is a made up story (fiction). It's funny and weird. I think it shall be a best seller.

05 Sep 2021

it was not that funny when he saw a lollipop on the floor his mum told him no Bertie thats dirty Bertie and when his mum picked it up and chucked it in the bin it was kinda funny but it was not that funny, at the end he eating his boogers,

03 Sep 2021

It was an amazing book about a boy called Bertie who is very gruesome!

I would recommend this book to anyone!

01 Sep 2021

Dinosaur!
I liked it because it was about Dinosaurs and it was very silly.

21 Aug 2021

I thought this book was funny but it showed you all the things you should not do as they are dirty.
Dirty bertie was my favourite character

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